If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure


When he accepted the Nobel prize in 1982, Garcia Marquez described Latin America as a “source of insatiable creativity, full of sorrow and beauty, of which this roving and nostalgic Colombian is but one cipher more, singled out by fortune. Poets and beggars, musicians and prophets, warriors and scoundrels, all creatures of that unbridled reality, we have had to ask but little of imagination, for our crucial problem has been a lack of conventional means to render our lives believable.”
Garcia Marquez, Nobel laureate, dies at 87. (via washingtonpost)


Today is a sad sad day.

When your favorite writer dies you just feel like the world kicked you down and broke your heart.


Hoy es un día muy muy triste.

Cuando tu escritor favorito muere, es como si el mundo te rompiera el corazón.

Uno se queda solo.

Para siempre.